Are you Owning Pink? I don't know about you all, but I'm a sucker for quizzes, so I thought I'd throw one out there!

 

Take the quiz and find out if you're in desperate need of mojo recovery or if you're a Pink Goddess.

 

1. Compared to a time in my life when I was my best self, I am:

A. 0% of my best self. What even is a “best self?”

B.25% of my best self. I can remember my best self, but it’s been awhile.

C.50% of my best self. Glimmers of my best self flicker through and remind me of who I can be.

D.75% of my best self. Although I’ve been better in the past, I’m getting close to being my best self again.

E.100% of my best self. My best self is me, right here and now.

 

 

2. I prioritize my physical health:

A.Never. I do nothing to care for myself and my health reflects it.

B.Rarely. I engage in a few healthy behaviors, but I don’t prioritize it.

C.Often. I take pretty good care of myself.

D.Most of the time. I am very careful about my health.

E.Always. I follow a strictly healthy diet, exercise regularly, seek appropriate health care, avoid abusive substances, and am vigilant about caring for my body.

3. My creative life is:

A.Nonexistent. I don’t have a creative bone in my body.

B.Minimal. I doodle in the margins and write the occasional letter.

C.Good. Others may not notice, but I have my own way of expressing myself that feels creative to me.

D.Great. Everyone thinks of me as a creative type, and my work and/or hobbies sustain me creatively.

E. Optimal. Most of my activities are creative, and I can’t imagine living more creatively.

4. My spiritual life is:

A.Nonexistent. I lack any spiritual spark.

B. Weak. But the flame of spirituality is still glimmering somewhere in there.

C.Satisfying. I engage in some sort of spiritual activity occasionally, whether it’s going to church, practicing yoga, meditating, or communing with my God/Goddess in nature

D.Very fulfilling. I feel the presence of the divine in my everyday life and dedicate time to nurturing my spirituality.

E.Transcendent. I have experienced profoundly transformative interactions with the divine in a very personal way, and am devoted to furthering my spiritual life.

5.My sex life is:

A. Nonexistent. I never have sex, not even with myself.

B.Unsatisfying. Sex is infrequent, painful, unfulfilling, unpartnered, or otherwise fails to meet my needs.

C.Good. I don’t have any major complaints, but it could be better.

D.Great. I don’t have problems, all of my needs are met, and I’m generally satisfied.

E. Mind-blowing. I go to great lengths to ensure that my sex life is as satisfying as it could be, and it’s never been better.

6. When I look in the mirror, I see:

A. A tired, stressed-out, hopeless mess.

B. A woman who is struggling to keep her head above water but hasn’t lost the will to keep swimming.

C. A woman who is getting by, but has lost her joie de vivre.

D. A healthy, relaxed woman who appears happy.

E. A blissed-out woman who is in the flow.

7. My network of close family and intimate friends is:

A.Nonexistent. I’m a total loner.

B.Small. I have a few key people I count on, but I’m a bit of a hermit.

C.Average. I have times when I feel connected to family and friends and times when I feel more alone.

D. Abundant. I feel loved and cherished by many people.

E.Overflowing. My network of support extends beyond family and personal friends to include an extensive network of people who appreciate me but don’t know me personally.

8. When it comes to an intimate partnership, I:

A.Have nobody. I suspect I’ll be alone forever.

B.Have passing flings, but nobody special.

C.Am in a relationship, but I’m not sure it’s going anywhere.

D.Am in a very healthy, committed relationship.

E.Adore my partner and believe it will last forever.

9. Compared to when my life was most stressful, my current situation is:

A.A basket case. My life has never been more stressful.

B.Very stressful. My stress level has been worse in the past, but not by much.

C.Mildly stressful. Stress comes and goes, but I cope with it pretty well.

D.Not stressful. I may have speed bumps, but they don’t bother me.

E.Blissful. My life is smooth sailing right now.

10.About being a woman, I:

A.Despise being a woman. I feel cursed and wish I had been born male.

B.Feel limited by being female, but I accept my fate.

C.Am indifferent to being a woman. I’ve never really thought about it.

D.Like being a woman and enjoy many aspects of being female.

E.Can’t imagine not being female. It is the essence of my being, and I revel in the many joys it brings.

Now give yourself 1 point for every A answer, 2 points for every B, 3 points for every C, 4 points for every D, and 5 points for every E. Add your score together and scroll down to interpret your results.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

<15 Where did your mojo go? Time to start thinking about where it might be hidden. I promise you it's somewhere buried under the heap of “stuff” that isn’t you, and we can help you find it. We have the shovel and the flashlight - let's go digging! Nurture your Pink spark, Pinkie.

 

16-20 Your mojo is wounded, but there's still a bright Pink spark in there somewhere. A little fresh water, a bit of bright sun, and some Pink fertilizer, and you're ready to sprout, Pinkie! All you have to do is decide to Own Pink now. A glistening Pink light is shining at the end of the tunnel, and all you have to do is move forward. Nurture your Pink spark, Pinkie.

 

21-25 Your mojo energy is pretty neutral - not too flashy, not too dim. You’ve had better times in your life, but you’ve had worse too. You’re on the Pink path already, but you’ve got a ways to travel before finding your Pink nirvana. Don’t give up hope. The Pink future is bright all you have to do is commit to Owning Pink now. Nurture your Pink spark, Pinkie.

 

26-30 Your mojo is intact, and you’re doing a good job of Owning Pink already, but a there’s still room for Pink growth. Supporting yourself in your quest to Own Pink will fill your Pink tank to help you through the rough times. Keep the faith, nurture your soul, and you’ll maintain your Pinkness, your health, and your mojo. Nurture your Pink spark, Pinkie..

 

>30 You go girl! You’re a hot Pink goddess who is Owning the hell out of Pink. Owning Pink comes naturally to you, but that doesn’t mean you won’t benefit from supporting your Pinkness. Commit to Owning Pink now, and you’ll enjoy a life of Pink nirvana. Nurture your Pink spark, Pinkie.

 

How did you do? What do you think of your score. Please post comments and tell us! Just Own it, baby- wherever you are. There's lots of Pink hope out there, but the first step is to recognize where you are right now...

 

Stay Pink!

Lissa