Pink Communcation Manager and Lovemuffin Extraordinare writes: I am honored to welcome to the Pink stage for the first time, Why Is Daddy Crying. If I knew his real name, I'd tell you. But the fact is that it doesn't matter. For many months I have been following this wonderful character and the vibrant stories of him and his family. I was secretly waiting for a post to present itself that was Pink (and had less curse words.) Alas, here it is! Enjoy this hilarious story of reclaiming dude-mojo.